Category: Local
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10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite
MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are
BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today
MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh
GUIDE: How to Seduce Your Hot Daddy Professor
Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too
Report: Fuck, That Pothole Might Have Been The One
Sparty’s to Begin Offering New Holiday-Themed Peppermint Piss
Hurricane Stormy Hits East Lansing
Satire, Satire - National, Sports, Uncategorized
Exposed: U of M Basketball Team Uses Shake Weights
Jim Harbaugh Finally Delivers for Michigan by Successfully Waiting Until Urban Meyer’s Retirement
Local, Satire, Sports, Uncategorized
MSU Students Disappointed to be Playing in the Redbox Bowl, and Not the RedTube Bowl
Uh Oh! Starbucks Employee is Lectured About Ariana Grande for Forty-Five Minutes After Saying “Thank You, Next”
New Broad Art Museum Display Just Screenshots from Club Penguin
Local, Nightlife, Satire, Uncategorized
Oh, Great: Know-It-All at Mac’s Open Mic Night Won’t Shut Up About Pete Davidson’s Comedic Influences
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