Academia, Local, Satire - National, Serious, Serious - National
Author: Darren Incorvaia
24 Posts
I Used to Think My Mom Was My Best Friend. Now I Realize Goblins Will One Day Rule the World.
Group Project Member Long Thought Dead Appears Triumphantly to Save Presentation in Easter Miracle
Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors
Family Adopts, Falls in Love with Kitten that Would Nonchalantly Eat Them if They Died
5 Koalas I’m Sure I Could Not Defeat in Combat
Student Returns from Spring Break to Find that Campus Burglar Has Stolen Her Heart
Trump’s Leap Year Executive Order Set to Add One More Day to 2019, Because Fuck You
New MSU Fight Song Reflects School’s Strong Affinity for Bees
NBA All-Star Game Easily Conquered by Invading Vikings Due to Lack of Adequate Defense
5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz
MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
Millions of Americans Prepare to Protest After Government Shutdown Forces Them to Actually Miss the TSA
Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too
Nation Hesitant to Believe That Each Woman is an Individual with Her Own Unique Thoughts, Feelings
Average American Now Too Large To Fit Down Chimney In Desperate Bid To Save Christmas
BREAKING: Ryan Zinke Leaving Interior Department Because He was Implicated in Scheme to Steal Santa’s Coal Supply
Report: Fuck, That Pothole Might Have Been The One
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