
Author: Holly Simon
16 Posts


Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring

Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot

Ten Nostalgic 90s Things That Still Won’t Take Away the Pain of Being Alive

10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite

BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are

Ten VSCO Filters to Use When Trying to Make Your Life Seem Slightly Less Depressing on Instagram

MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh

GUIDE: How to Seduce Your Hot Daddy Professor

Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder

10 Ways to Stop Your Roommate from Buying More Target Christmas Decorations

Uh Oh! Starbucks Employee is Lectured About Ariana Grande for Forty-Five Minutes After Saying “Thank You, Next”

New Broad Art Museum Display Just Screenshots from Club Penguin

Frat Bros Disgusted by Toothbrushes Sharing Same Cup, Despite Cumming in Same Sock

Blue Moon’s Pot-Infused Beer Fails to Impress Local Stoner Kyle
