Academia – The Byzantine

Alec Comes
- Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day
- BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today
Ariel Maldonado
- Valentine’s Day Bust
- Hurricane Stormy Hits East Lansing
Ben Lewis
- We’ve Uncovered the Secret of How Santa Can Visit Every House in One Night; Spoiler Alert, it’s Cocaine
- Tragedy Strikes: Cousin Jared Coming to Thanksgiving
Award-Winning Actor, Andrew Duris
- Oscar Nominations Review: “Holes” Snubbed for 15th Year in a Row and Here’s Why
Darren Incorvaia
- 5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz
- MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
Kevin Murray
- MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
- REVIEW: New Black Mirror is Just a Guy Debating Whether or Not to F*ck His Roomba
Lizard
- Exposed: U of M Basketball Team Uses Shake Weights
- Sheck Wes to Come Out with Christmas Song, “Snow Bamba”
Holly Simon
- 10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite
- BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are