
Category: National
30 Posts


Local, Satire - National, Uncategorized
A Jewish Mama’s Advice for Your First Summer Internship

Academia, Local, Satire - National, Serious, Serious - National
Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?

Joe Biden Vows Birth Control Will Be Accessible to DNC Patreon Subscribers

Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors

6 Cheeky Pranks the Government Has Been Playing on You This Whole Time

5 Koalas I’m Sure I Could Not Defeat in Combat

Trump’s Leap Year Executive Order Set to Add One More Day to 2019, Because Fuck You

Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring

To the Boyfriend Who Was Eaten Alive By a Pelican on Study Abroad

Ten Nostalgic 90s Things That Still Won’t Take Away the Pain of Being Alive

NBA All-Star Game Easily Conquered by Invading Vikings Due to Lack of Adequate Defense

Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day

Oscar Nominations Review: “Holes” Snubbed for 15th Year in a Row and Here’s Why

Ten VSCO Filters to Use When Trying to Make Your Life Seem Slightly Less Depressing on Instagram

Millions of Americans Prepare to Protest After Government Shutdown Forces Them to Actually Miss the TSA

Nation Hesitant to Believe That Each Woman is an Individual with Her Own Unique Thoughts, Feelings

REVIEW: New Black Mirror is Just a Guy Debating Whether or Not to F*ck His Roomba

Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder
