


Cha Cha Sliding into 2020

Local, Satire - National, Uncategorized
A Jewish Mama’s Advice for Your First Summer Internship

Academia, Local, Satire - National, Serious, Serious - National
Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?

Joe Biden Vows Birth Control Will Be Accessible to DNC Patreon Subscribers

I Used to Think My Mom Was My Best Friend. Now I Realize Goblins Will One Day Rule the World.

Can We Talk About All the Volleyball Courts at MSU?

I Confess: I Printed a Fully Black Piece of Paper From an MSU Printer

Group Project Member Long Thought Dead Appears Triumphantly to Save Presentation in Easter Miracle

Who Wore it Best?: A Definitive Ranking of the ‘fits of the Final Four

Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors

Academia, Local, Satire, Sports
Please Don’t Nationally Embarrass Us by Rioting, Says University that Continually Embarrassed Itself the Past Few Years

6 Cheeky Pranks the Government Has Been Playing on You This Whole Time

Family Adopts, Falls in Love with Kitten that Would Nonchalantly Eat Them if They Died

5 Koalas I’m Sure I Could Not Defeat in Combat

How to Cope When Your College Friends Still Think Joe is the Hottest Jonas Brother

5 Animals That Were Hunted to Extinction by the Upper Crust of SkyVue

Never Tell an Evangelical You’re Not Religious: My Story

No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why
