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Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too
Nation Hesitant to Believe That Each Woman is an Individual with Her Own Unique Thoughts, Feelings
REVIEW: New Black Mirror is Just a Guy Debating Whether or Not to F*ck His Roomba
Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder
We’ve Uncovered the Secret of How Santa Can Visit Every House in One Night; Spoiler Alert, it’s Cocaine
Average American Now Too Large To Fit Down Chimney In Desperate Bid To Save Christmas
BREAKING: Ryan Zinke Leaving Interior Department Because He was Implicated in Scheme to Steal Santa’s Coal Supply
Report: Fuck, That Pothole Might Have Been The One
10 Ways to Stop Your Roommate from Buying More Target Christmas Decorations
Sparty’s to Begin Offering New Holiday-Themed Peppermint Piss
National, Satire - National, Uncategorized
Local EMT: “Don’t Ride the Ambulance if You Don’t Tip Your Driver 15%”
Hurricane Stormy Hits East Lansing
Satire, Satire - National, Sports, Uncategorized
Exposed: U of M Basketball Team Uses Shake Weights
Jim Harbaugh Finally Delivers for Michigan by Successfully Waiting Until Urban Meyer’s Retirement
Local, Satire, Sports, Uncategorized
MSU Students Disappointed to be Playing in the Redbox Bowl, and Not the RedTube Bowl
Uh Oh! Starbucks Employee is Lectured About Ariana Grande for Forty-Five Minutes After Saying “Thank You, Next”
New Broad Art Museum Display Just Screenshots from Club Penguin
Local, Nightlife, Satire, Uncategorized
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