Academia, Local, Satire

I Confess: I Printed a Fully Black Piece of Paper From an MSU Printer

April 23, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire, Sports

Who Wore it Best?: A Definitive Ranking of the ‘fits of the Final Four

April 9, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, National, Satire, Sports

MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors

April 8, 2019 — 0 Comments

Academia, Local, Satire

No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why

March 13, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Sports

New MSU Fight Song Reflects School’s Strong Affinity for Bees

February 22, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”

January 30, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are

January 29, 2019 — 0 Comments