
Tag: MSU
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Academia, Local, Satire - National, Serious, Serious - National
Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?

I Confess: I Printed a Fully Black Piece of Paper From an MSU Printer

Who Wore it Best?: A Definitive Ranking of the ‘fits of the Final Four

Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors

No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why

New MSU Fight Song Reflects School’s Strong Affinity for Bees

MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”

BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are

BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today

MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees

MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh

GUIDE: How to Seduce Your Hot Daddy Professor

Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings

Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too

Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder

Sparty’s to Begin Offering New Holiday-Themed Peppermint Piss

Frat Bros Disgusted by Toothbrushes Sharing Same Cup, Despite Cumming in Same Sock
