Tag: MSU
19 Posts
Academia, Local, Satire - National, Serious, Serious - National
Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?
I Confess: I Printed a Fully Black Piece of Paper From an MSU Printer
Who Wore it Best?: A Definitive Ranking of the ‘fits of the Final Four
Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors
No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why
New MSU Fight Song Reflects School’s Strong Affinity for Bees
MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are
BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today
MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh
GUIDE: How to Seduce Your Hot Daddy Professor
Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too
Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder
Sparty’s to Begin Offering New Holiday-Themed Peppermint Piss
Frat Bros Disgusted by Toothbrushes Sharing Same Cup, Despite Cumming in Same Sock
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