Category: Satire
37 Posts
I Used to Think My Mom Was My Best Friend. Now I Realize Goblins Will One Day Rule the World.
I Confess: I Printed a Fully Black Piece of Paper From an MSU Printer
Group Project Member Long Thought Dead Appears Triumphantly to Save Presentation in Easter Miracle
Who Wore it Best?: A Definitive Ranking of the ‘fits of the Final Four
Local, National, Satire, Sports
MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors
Academia, Local, Satire, Sports
Please Don’t Nationally Embarrass Us by Rioting, Says University that Continually Embarrassed Itself the Past Few Years
Family Adopts, Falls in Love with Kitten that Would Nonchalantly Eat Them if They Died
How to Cope When Your College Friends Still Think Joe is the Hottest Jonas Brother
5 Animals That Were Hunted to Extinction by the Upper Crust of SkyVue
Never Tell an Evangelical You’re Not Religious: My Story
No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why
Student Returns from Spring Break to Find that Campus Burglar Has Stolen Her Heart
Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot
Lou Ha’s Limited-Edition Pink Mugs Go On Sale for $100+ on Class of 2022 Facebook Page, Spartan Cash Accepted
Valentine’s Day Bust
5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz
10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite
MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
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