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Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?

Joe Biden Vows Birth Control Will Be Accessible to DNC Patreon Subscribers

Trump’s Leap Year Executive Order Set to Add One More Day to 2019, Because Fuck You

Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring

Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot

Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day

5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz

MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees

Millions of Americans Prepare to Protest After Government Shutdown Forces Them to Actually Miss the TSA

MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh

Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings

Nation Hesitant to Believe That Each Woman is an Individual with Her Own Unique Thoughts, Feelings

BREAKING: Ryan Zinke Leaving Interior Department Because He was Implicated in Scheme to Steal Santa’s Coal Supply

President Trump Finally Convinced To Act On Climate Change After Being Told It Will Strengthen Future Stormys

5 Ways to Stop John Engler from Marrying Your Mom and Becoming Your New Stepdad

Sex Researchers Announce it is Now Okay to Kinkshame Rich Old Men Who Like to Fuck Mother Nature
