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Um, Samuel Stanley Totally Wrote His Own Wikipedia Page, Right?
Joe Biden Vows Birth Control Will Be Accessible to DNC Patreon Subscribers
Trump’s Leap Year Executive Order Set to Add One More Day to 2019, Because Fuck You
Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring
Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot
Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day
5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz
MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
Millions of Americans Prepare to Protest After Government Shutdown Forces Them to Actually Miss the TSA
MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh
Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Nation Hesitant to Believe That Each Woman is an Individual with Her Own Unique Thoughts, Feelings
BREAKING: Ryan Zinke Leaving Interior Department Because He was Implicated in Scheme to Steal Santa’s Coal Supply
President Trump Finally Convinced To Act On Climate Change After Being Told It Will Strengthen Future Stormys
5 Ways to Stop John Engler from Marrying Your Mom and Becoming Your New Stepdad
Sex Researchers Announce it is Now Okay to Kinkshame Rich Old Men Who Like to Fuck Mother Nature
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