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Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring
Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot
Lou Ha’s Limited-Edition Pink Mugs Go On Sale for $100+ on Class of 2022 Facebook Page, Spartan Cash Accepted
New MSU Fight Song Reflects School’s Strong Affinity for Bees
To the Boyfriend Who Was Eaten Alive By a Pelican on Study Abroad
Ten Nostalgic 90s Things That Still Won’t Take Away the Pain of Being Alive
NBA All-Star Game Easily Conquered by Invading Vikings Due to Lack of Adequate Defense
Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day Bust
Oscar Nominations Review: “Holes” Snubbed for 15th Year in a Row and Here’s Why
5 Things to Yell at Your Starbucks Barista When They Say They Don’t Personally Know Howard Schultz
10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite
MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”
BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are
BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today
MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
Ten VSCO Filters to Use When Trying to Make Your Life Seem Slightly Less Depressing on Instagram
Millions of Americans Prepare to Protest After Government Shutdown Forces Them to Actually Miss the TSA
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