Author: Holly Simon
16 Posts
Another Democrat Enters the Race: Danny DeVito to Throw His Hat in the Ring
Wow! Sparty is Single and Ready to Mingle: an Interview with the MSU Mascot
Ten Nostalgic 90s Things That Still Won’t Take Away the Pain of Being Alive
10 Things to Do on Your Day Off in Less Time Than It Takes to Get Frostbite
BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are
Ten VSCO Filters to Use When Trying to Make Your Life Seem Slightly Less Depressing on Instagram
MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh
GUIDE: How to Seduce Your Hot Daddy Professor
Guy Who Called Woman Fat in High School Super Likes Her on Tinder
10 Ways to Stop Your Roommate from Buying More Target Christmas Decorations
Uh Oh! Starbucks Employee is Lectured About Ariana Grande for Forty-Five Minutes After Saying “Thank You, Next”
New Broad Art Museum Display Just Screenshots from Club Penguin
Frat Bros Disgusted by Toothbrushes Sharing Same Cup, Despite Cumming in Same Sock
Blue Moon’s Pot-Infused Beer Fails to Impress Local Stoner Kyle
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