Local, National, Satire, Sports

MSU Students So Depressed After Final Four Loss They Don’t Even Feel Like Burglarizing Neighbors

April 8, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

5 Animals That Were Hunted to Extinction by the Upper Crust of SkyVue

March 20, 2019 — 0 Comments

Academia, Local, Satire

No One Else Showed Up to Any of My Classes Last Week and I Don’t Know Why

March 13, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

MSU Students Begin New Viral Trend, “Netflix and Deadly Wind Chill”

January 30, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

BREAKING: MSU Cancels Class for January 30th Like the Weaklings They Are

January 29, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

BREAKING: You’re the Only One Among Your Friends Without a Cancelled Class Today

January 28, 2019 — 1 Comment

Local, Satire

MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees

January 25, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

MSU Shows Solidarity with Survivors by Ousting Engler, Replacing with Kavanaugh

January 17, 2019 — 0 Comments

Local, Satire

Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings

January 14, 2019 — 0 Comments