Tag: Satire
13 Posts
Joe Biden Vows Birth Control Will Be Accessible to DNC Patreon Subscribers
5 Animals That Were Hunted to Extinction by the Upper Crust of SkyVue
NBA All-Star Game Easily Conquered by Invading Vikings Due to Lack of Adequate Defense
Trump Declares State of Emergency Because He Isn’t Getting Any Action on Valentine’s Day
MSU Quietly Adds “Lou Anna Bailout Tax” to Student Fees
Generous Engler Uses Survivor Fund Money to Purchase Earplugs for Trustees to Use When Public Speak at Board Meetings
Men’s Rights Activists at MSU Announce “Mission Castration” Initiative for Men Who Want Their Genitals to Bleed Too
Average American Now Too Large To Fit Down Chimney In Desperate Bid To Save Christmas
Report: Fuck, That Pothole Might Have Been The One
Jim Harbaugh Finally Delivers for Michigan by Successfully Waiting Until Urban Meyer’s Retirement
Local, Nightlife, Satire, Uncategorized
Oh, Great: Know-It-All at Mac’s Open Mic Night Won’t Shut Up About Pete Davidson’s Comedic Influences