Tag: Christmas
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We’ve Uncovered the Secret of How Santa Can Visit Every House in One Night; Spoiler Alert, it’s Cocaine
Average American Now Too Large To Fit Down Chimney In Desperate Bid To Save Christmas
BREAKING: Ryan Zinke Leaving Interior Department Because He was Implicated in Scheme to Steal Santa’s Coal Supply
10 Ways to Stop Your Roommate from Buying More Target Christmas Decorations
Sparty’s to Begin Offering New Holiday-Themed Peppermint Piss
Sheck Wes to Come Out with Christmas Song, “Snow Bamba”
OPINION: The Opposite of Whatever My Argumentative Uncle Thinks
The Byzantine 